Imagine you could create anything, what would you create? Why?
Okay, before I get at answering this week’s Quote of the… er, Week… let me ask why’s it gotta sound so redundant? The first line asks the question, and then the second time is literally the same question with an extra question mark involved. Just saiyan.
Hmm, seriously considering this, I’m not entirely sure of something I’d like to invent. Probably something that’ll help me in being a lazy mother fucker. I can imagine now… an invention with a handle like a fishing rod, a small lever, a button, and a glove on the end. You can flick the lever back and forth to protrude the hand out, and then press the button to open and close the hand. The entire span of the gizmo can be like 10 feet, and it basically acts like an elongating hand so you don’t have to get up and grab stuff. Something like what the Green Lantern can do:
Yeah, that’d be sweet.
Oh wait, is there such a thing as a recliner with a mini-fridge built in? I think there is, but that’s something I’d like to have patented. Maybe I can get away with inventing a rotating recliner with a fridge, microwave, and snack bar built in and foot-massage capabilities. Nobody dare take that idea; I calls it.
I guess I’d also like to go back in time and invent something that someone else invented. Something totally bitchin’ that I’d like to be known as the creator of. Maybe something like the Segway, the lazer pointer, or mini donuts, I dunno. Or shit, maybe just inventing a today’s-standards game console back in the 90s or something would make me a God. Something hip, something timeless, something… sphereish.
There’s something that’ll print money.
No, wait, I know now what I’d like to have invented: YouTube. Using my knowledge of how fucked up the world is today, I’d be able to have the authority to make sure Fred never became as popular as he did. Day his first video comes out, account banned. I mean, ffs he got a video made on Nickelodeon. How the hell is he still relevant? Fudge that, I don’t give a sea salt and black pepper kettle chip. Buncha dumb stuff going on with the youth of today
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if I could go back in time and invent something… it would be the lightning detector or a planecycle (a bicycle with wings so u can fly/glide)
lol….i feel so lame right now.
I know- I’d invent some kind of nutrient-drug that allows people to think more and have more access to the information in their brain. it would help people with think block etc and discover shit they never knew they had in their brains!!!
– ah fuck it, those were already invented…shrooms, cocaine, acid….. and they do more harm than good
The nutrient-drug you’re talking about reminds me of the movie coming out with Bradley Cooper and Robert Deniro.
speaking of vibrating thongs, I could attach a penis to a thong and market it to women. It’ll be genius!
Already done, strap-on.
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Already done, strap-on.
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No, the penis isn’t on the outside, it’s on the INSIDE!!!
GENIUS
GENIUS
Just tie a normal one the other way…
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No, the penis isn’t on the outside, it’s on the INSIDE!!!
GENIUS
Called sticking a dildo in the vago.
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Already done, strap-on.
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No, the penis isn’t on the outside, it’s on the INSIDE!!!
GENIUS
Called sticking a dildo in the vago.
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Damnit..
Fred makes me want to punch babies.