Sleazy Sex In A Bathroom Stall

This all happened on Saturday

Okay as I've stated in previous blogs. I finally passed Math.

Like it took over 2 years. But now I finally passed. Which means I understand Math.
Which means I might be able to pass again.

That called for a party. A party…a solo party? NO!
So I called some people over. And we played MW2.

But then we got bored.
Then I thought….

Well I'm not with Victoria anymore…and she said I couldn't smoke as long as I was with her… but now I'm not with her….so I can smoke!
Seemed right in my head.

I guess I was dishonest, because I didn't throw away my weed bag (3g). But that's all in the past now, so I can finish it off now!
But I needed papers… So we had to go to the store to buy some.

AT THE STORE!

I walked up to the guy behind to desk. Old Asian dude, and the best thing is he doesn't check for ID or anything.
I bought strawberry papers and a pack of gum. Then we left and went back to my house. We had to swing by this girl, Jackie's house because she wanted to get some music for us.

Back at my house

I expertly started rolling for us. And she put on the music.
But then I remembered my little brother is gonna come home soon. So we couldn't smoke here. So we took my iPod dock and went to the park

TO THE PARK!

k finally, no one was around. No interruptions.
So we put on some music. And I took out my trusty Zippo lighter
And then I was about to light BUT THEN one of the girls (she was my cousin's friend, so I didn't know her) said she was scared.
I glared at my cousin. He told me she smoked before. Dat basturd guy…

So I taught her as best as I could and she calmed down. She said she wanted to go last so she could watch us. Didn't bother me, I'm going first.
FINALLY
I lit us up.
Then it came to her. She took it in her hands, slowly put it towards her mouth. And dropped it.

"NO!111" We all called. Luckily my cousin got it before it went out. So we taught her again. Then she did the same thing she did as before. BUT SHE ACTUALLY INHALED! She did it! Then I knew we were ready to party.

k so now we're all high. TO THE MALL!

We went to a photo booth and took some funny pictures, walked around a bit. Ate. And then we went to go catch the bus.

AT THE SHELTER!

I spot my mom's friend.
"Sober up guys." I say as she walks over. I tired my best not to give away my cover.
Luckily our bus came and saved me.

NOW WE'RE ON THE BUS

And I see a classmate, Marshall. I used to buy off of him, so I said hi.
Then he says he's on his way to a party. And asked if I wanted to come. After asking everyone I was with, we were on our way to said party.

SO NOW WE'RE AT THE PARTY BUT WE'RE NOT AS HIGH ANYMORE!

I was starting to feel tired. Soo tired.
But Marshall had some grams that he wanted to get rid off.
So we did a few rounds outside on the lawn.
That's when the cops came….

BY NOW I WAS ALREADY RUNNING

I still had it in my hands, and it was some good stuff. Didn't wanna just let it go to waste, so I couldn't jump any fences.
Instead I just ran down the street. I'm sure they're just there for the noise, so I'd go back in a bit.
I finished by myself and started walking back. Cops were still there. Eh, I'll go in anyway.
Went in, saw they were busting people for underage drinking.
I walked over to my cousin who was sitting on the couch. He didn't smoke the 2nd time, so he's crashing.
I told him we gotta get outta here. Now.
He wanted to look for the girls.

We looked all over for them, and we see the first-timer girl CALLING HER MOM!
WHY.WOULD.YOU.DO.THAT?
She gets off the phone and is like "My mom is soo mad, she's coming."
Then my cousin was like "YEAH CUZ WE'RE ALL DOING SHIT ILLEGALLY!" (minus the drinking for him)
So I told him it's time for us to leave. Of course the cops brought dogs. Dogs can smell really good right?
So I was like we gotta make a break for it, or else we're getting arrested.
But they were blocking the front door. So we broke the screen door and ran into the backyard. We heard some shouts behind us, but we hopped a few fences and were well on our way.
I told him to go home, in case they're following us still. I was the only one high atm, and I didn't want him to get in trouble for nothing. So he left.

SO NOW IT'S JUST ME

I walked around and ended up in a park. Then I saw these rich kids sitting in a circle. Then I saw smoke rising. So I walked slower and watched them.

Definition of failure.
They were all (2 dudes 1 girl) passing it around.
And one guy was like "This is..*COUGH COUGH WHEEZE* some good shit.."
Then someone would reply "Yeah I'm so *COUGH COUGH* high right now."

It was so fun to watch them. ^_^

THEN I GOT HOME

Watched some TV, touched my bed and went to sleep.
Woke up, and tried BlackBoy's game.
Took screenies of bugs and w/e then went back to bed.

Ugh, I'm never passing Math again. That was defz a crazy night.

~Nass