Was reading Frozen’s forum post and thought…
This is our ad to get people to like us <3
Welcome!
So you just joined VuTales, hoping to make new friends. Yet when you told them you like BasilMarket, you were ridiculed and looked down upon by other users!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here’s how to fit in with the rest of the cool kids.
Dress to impress
Now you may be thinking;
“The fuck? Why would I need to spend money on my look if I’m talking over the Internet?”
You see, VuTalers have a strong sense of knowing who wears what and why.
You need to think hard about what you’re about to put on, because if you don’t you’ll be confused later on.
Shop at nearby clothing stores, and seek aid from female friends (even ur mum).
Know who you want to be.
Before making your first post, take a moment to think.
“Who am I?”
Professional Troll? Computer Savy? Chick Magnet?
Say EXACTLY what you would say in real life!
So even if people call you a douche, it won’t hurt as much.
Blogging…isn’t exactly what you’d thought it’d be…
Normally, you’d think you’d be obligated to blog constantly. Just saying how your day went and ending with “I’m bored.”
No.
Your blog must have content! It has to be interesting! Even if you did nothing that day, look shit up on the Internet that you found funny/odd/whatever! A news story or something, and then WRITE ABOUT IT!
Like to write? Add a quickie from your next story at the end of your blog to make it longer!
Use lots of spaces so it looks like you actually gave a shit about how it looks!
See? Looks cooler now!
Butter up the mods!
The only way you’ll be able to get away with stuff later on is if you make nice with the mods and people with power.
Example:
You: Tarheel, you have really good biceps.
Tarheel: ohmygosh really? Thank you so much, you don’t know how much that means to me <3333333
You: Anytime 🙂 <3
And you are in. Tarheel will forever remember you complimenting his biceps.
Vusys is a bit trickier but it can be done!
You: Vusys, you’re so freaking good with computers!
Vusys: *says this with an English accent* I know that already.
You: Yeah, but I just wanted to tell you myself. 🙂
Vusys: Oh,uh,thanks?
You: No problem. I also heard you did that raid yesterday, and it was a success! You’re so good at WoW!
Vusys: Holy shit really? Thank you so much! <333333
And you’re in.
Next deal with the others!
Get to know the other VuTalers.
If you’re funny, people like FunnyFroggy and the McCheezster might keep you in their books.
If you’re tall, Pirkid and Lithium are your new friends.
If you’re hot and female, Nass, Froggy and Dest1 probably already made a pass at you.
Know shit about computers? Guess again, David just hacked you!
THERE’S JUST SO MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE HERE YOU CAN’T GO WRONG!
Know your limits
Some VuTalers are just off limits to you.
Take snowhamster for instance.
Despite her hostile attitude towards Nass, they are linked together by a strong bond, and will never break apart.
Even for that fucking faggot Jeffery.
Level up!
After you go through puberty, or you’re confident enough.
Skype/Xfire with your fellow VuTalers!
You’re in!
Being a VuTaler has its benefits. So come on, quit being a pussy and mingle already!
I NEED A BREAK
Written by Pirkid
Tired of VuTales, parents, or the world? GO ON A HIATUS!
Don’t be afraid, all the cool kids do it and when you come back you’ll make history!
People will fall at your feet asking for the next installment in your story or asking you to make a super-blog! It’s like you never left!
Plus, instead of having to make a huge dramatic blog indicating your departure, just frag it! No need to waste time, it’s what frags are for! That way, people who didn’t know you were gone will be even MORE excited that you’re back. It’s win-win!
Everyone’s good at something (not really)
Are you feeling down because no one replies to your threads? Tired of only having 3 or 4 likes in that list of dedicated blogs you spent a total of 30 minutes writing? DON’T WORRY, I HAS A PLAN
(if you even so much as smiled at that, then read on)
Everyone here is good at something, and if they aren’t, that means they’re good at NOTHING! That’s the best skill you can have!
Not a ladies man? BLOG ABOUT IT!
Short as a stump and don’t know much about Japan past robots and weird writing? FRAG THAT SHIT
Got a C+ on your last assignment? TELL US WHY
Everyone can relate to the shortcomings of another person, I guarantee your Likes with twofold and your thread will be constantly taking over the front page! Your Wall will be popping, people will be dying of thirst waiting for your next blog of Average Life! BE THE PERSON THEY’RE AFRAID TO BE, SOMEWHAT NORMAL
Tips from real users:
Wolfboy183: if no one likes your fanfics, don’t write them! If at least one person clicked like on your fanfics, then go ahead and write it for them.
~Nass
29 Comments
Schmoozer.
Complimenting me doesn’t really work unless you’re an extremely attractive and charming girl, and in that case, you don’t really have to try to get my acceptance any ways. Plus, I think my triceps are better than my biceps. 😛
Also, I thought I was in the tall group at 6’1″?
GRAMMAR/SPELLING NAZI TIME!
Computer Savvy
Skype/Xfire with your fellow VuTalers!
These are sentence fragments.
Suggested Revision: After you go through puberty, or if you feel confident enough, try sharing Skype/Xfire usernames with your fellow VuTalers!
Also, I thought I was in the tall group at 6’1″?
Yeah, but I already talked about you in the other section. So to be fair…
@Froggy: Bish shut up, I only had a half hour to type this out
this is great lol
Computer Nerd reporting in ;-;
You faggot
^- lol
loooool
I’m naked. Does that make me not cool?
I lol’d
Despite her hostile attitude towards Nass, they are linked together by a strong bond, and will never break apart.
Even for that fucking faggot Jeffery.
….Somehow I just knew you’d incorporate me into this blog.
And Jeffery broke up with Kristi on the last day of school. Apparently they had this huge plan for their future (they go to the same college, get married, become architects, and have kids) so Kristi was freaked out. She got a fever and went to the hospital. She checked out 4 hours later. Was no biggie 😮
But lul. Jeffery is a heartbreaker.
No, that’s even better. Take pics.
Bonus:
I NEED A BREAK
Tired of VuTales, parents, or the world? GO ON A HIATUS!
Don’t be afraid, all the cool kids do it and when you come back you’ll make history!
People will fall at your feet asking for the next installment in your story or asking you to make a super-blog! It’s like you never left!
Plus, instead of having to make a huge dramatic blog indicating your departure, just frag it! No need to waste time, it’s what frags are for! That way, people who didn’t know you were gone will be even MORE excited that you’re back. It’s win-win!
Everyone’s good at something (not really)
Are you feeling down because no one replies to your threads? Tired of only having 3 or 4 likes in that list of dedicated blogs you spent a total of 30 minutes writing? DON’T WORRY, I HAS A PLAN
(if you even so much as smiled at that, then read on)
Everyone here is good at something, and if they aren’t, that means they’re good at NOTHING! That’s the best skill you can have!
Not a ladies man? BLOG ABOUT IT!
Short as a stump and don’t know much about Japan past robots and weird writing? FRAG THAT SHIT
Got a C+ on your last assignment? TELL US WHY
Everyone can relate to the shortcomings of another person, I guarantee your Likes with twofold and your thread will be constantly taking over the front page! Your Wall will be popping, people will be dying of thirst waiting for your next blog of Average Life! BE THE PERSON THEY’RE AFRAID TO BE, SOMEWHAT NORMAL
No, that’s even better. Take pics.
Bonus:
I NEED A BREAK
Tired of VuTales, parents, or the world? GO ON A HIATUS!
Don’t be afraid, all the cool kids do it and when you come back you’ll make history!
People will fall at your feet asking for the next installment in your story or asking you to make a super-blog! It’s like you never left!
Plus, instead of having to make a huge dramatic blog indicating your departure, just frag it! No need to waste time, it’s what frags are for! That way, people who didn’t know you were gone will be even MORE excited that you’re back. It’s win-win!
Everyone’s good at something (not really)
Are you feeling down because no one replies to your threads? Tired of only having 3 or 4 likes in that list of dedicated blogs you spent a total of 30 minutes writing? DON’T WORRY, I HAS A PLAN
(if you even so much as smiled at that, then read on)
Everyone here is good at something, and if they aren’t, that means they’re good at NOTHING! That’s the best skill you can have!
Not a ladies man? BLOG ABOUT IT!
Short as a stump and don’t know much about Japan past robots and weird writing? FRAG THAT SHIT
Got a C+ on your last assignment? TELL US WHY
Everyone can relate to the shortcomings of another person, I guarantee your Likes with twofold and your thread will be constantly taking over the front page! Your Wall will be popping, people will be dying of thirst waiting for your next blog of Average Life! BE THE PERSON THEY’RE AFRAID TO BE, SOMEWHAT NORMAL
Yah!
Tip from me: if no one likes your fanfics, don’t write them! If at least one person clicked like on your fanfics, then go ahead and write it for them.
(it was mostly thanks to Silver, Spade, MasterCheeze that my fanfic on MMOT got so long)
Despite her hostile attitude towards Nass, they are linked together by a strong bond, and will never break apart.
Even for that fucking faggot Jeffery.
….Somehow I just knew you’d incorporate me into this blog.
And Jeffery broke up with Kristi on the last day of school. Apparently they had this huge plan for their future (they go to the same college, get married, become architects, and have kids) so Kristi was freaked out. She got a fever and went to the hospital. She checked out 4 hours later. Was no biggie 😮
But lul. Jeffery is a heartbreaker.
So now we can finally be together?
@Everyone: Thank you for reading. Pirkid and Wolfie’s parts have been put up.
whooo wheeee
I’m the inspiration of this ? XD
… and the recent influx of basilers coming in. Not much, but if moar people knew about VuTales…
Your bit involving me is a little inaccurate, I don’t even play WoW.
And that joke about Mip is cruel, man. C’mon.
And that joke about Mip is cruel, man. C’mon.
Yes you do.
And yeah I know. That’s why I was all like “Slam dunkkkkk!” when I thought it up and wrote it.
And that joke about Mip is cruel, man. C’mon.
Yes you do.
And yeah I know. That’s why I was all like “Slam dunkkkkk!” when I thought it up and wrote it.
I’m… disappointed in you Nass.
And that joke about Mip is cruel, man. C’mon.
Yes you do.
And yeah I know. That’s why I was all like “Slam dunkkkkk!” when I thought it up and wrote it.
I’m… disappointed in you Nass.
….
That’s how I feel right now.
Your Mip joke was mad armz
Changed the Mip joke. Cuz it really wasn’t funny anymore.
i think this is just a bandwagon :
*Hiatus*
This made me fucking laugh
You: Vusys, you’re so freaking good with computers!
Vusys: *says this with an English accent* I know that already.
You: Yeah, but I just wanted to tell you myself. 🙂
Vusys: Oh,uh,thanks?
You: No problem. I also heard you did that
Vusys: Holy shit really? Thank you so much! <333333
And you’re in.
:-/
Doesn’t apply if you’re female.
You: Vusys, you’re so freaking good with computers!
Vusys: *says this with an English accent* I know that already.
You: Yeah, but I just wanted to tell you myself. 🙂
Vusys: Oh,uh,thanks?
You: No problem. I also heard you did that
Vusys: Holy shit really? Thank you so much! <333333
And you’re in.
:-/
Doesn’t apply if you’re female.
Yea, just need to say “Hi :3”