Nass loses his edge.

So like Friday there was this event going on at this club.
So I was like k ya my summer is almost done, gotta live it up one last time.

So I get there, meet my crew, and start feeling the music. We had our own seating area, and my friend and I were standing on the table, you know pumping our fists, waving our arms. Then I notice "meng, sausage fest here." So I grabbed my friend and we go hunting.
I spot this girl, cute, blonde, tan so I'm like aight I can do this.

Yeah, lately, I've been questioning my ability to communicate with females. My old tactics are starting to fail on me, and Alberto and I both agree that we're losing our touch. So, this serves as an ultimatum; decides if I'm done hunting and go back to being just an average Joe. Or if I still got it.

To save you some reading, incase you're not in the mood to read much.

I lost it.

So she's dancing on the floor, I make sure she notices me and then move in and begin dancing with her.
We dance for a bit, getting more…into it by the second, then we start grinding.

Alberto said: 🙂

I remember, I still have a wingman flying the skies with me, I check around the horizon and see my buddy talking with this other girl. I send him this crazy ESP mind fuck signal and he looks over and motions me to come over. I shake my head.
"Who are you talking to?" The girl i'm dancing with yells over the music.
"Buddy of mine. Trying to get me to get over"
"Oh" Then she moves away from me. "so you're going then?"
"No. Nope."
Then my friend comes over "Man can you hear me calling.
"What?" I give him that look. The one that says "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
"I need help." He points to this group of girls.
I turn back to the girl I was dancing with, to you know be like "Iunno this guy."

Buuuuutttttt guess who's gone? o ya btw, I saw her dancing with another dude later that night. I was like "I coulda had that T~T"

Girl 2.
About my height, black hair, brown eyes. So I'm like aight I can do this.
She was just sitting down by herself so I ask her how come she's not on the floor.
"I don't like dancing."
"THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME TO THE CLUB DUMBASS?""Is it really that? Or your just waiting for a guy to come over?"
"I don't know, do you see a guy I could dance with?"
"Your dance partner reporting for duty." I bowed slightly.
"hahahaha Nice try pal."

What?

and then she left.

There's more, but i'm kinda embarrassed at this point. I'm back at square uno.

~Nass