So in less than 2 weeks I'll be turning 16. And like most teenagers, I'd would like to celebrate such a milestone.
I may not be rich like the bitches in "My Super Sweet 16" or whatever the fuck that show is called. But I do have An $100 dollar budget (FUCK YES!)
A penis
And friends
Don't really see how the penis fits in but hey, run with it.
Speaking of which, who heard MC Hammer's diss against Jay-Z?
Funny shit right there. I hope Jay tears his ass up.
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I planning to host a small "social gathering" at my house on the 20th (OF NOVEMBER OBVIOUSLY) my main problem is buying "food and drinks" for the party.
oh oh oh, I also crafted my own water pipe! It's made outta a 2L bottle and I used a trombone mouthpiece as a bowl.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD NAME IT?
k so ya, I don't really know what to buy. I'm thinking I should buy alcohol, but if we're all gonna be blazed, why should I waste money on booze if I'm not gonna use it?
I know what you're thinking "But Nass what about the rest of the guests?"
Well that's why I made the invite say B.Y.O.B. in case. Cuz if they're not shmokin' and they ain't drinkin' then it shouldn't be my fault.
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My mom is going away on the 13th and coming back on the 28th, so she'll have NO IDEA!
And no it won't be like in the movies where I have the party, and then my mom comes home early and I get caught. Trust me on this one.
1 WEEK TILL BLACK OPS YAY
But I forgot to pre-order, and I won't have the money once the game is released, so I'm getting it a week later. 🙁
And maybe 3 month or 12 month Live card iunno.
but I can't waitttttttt omggggggggg
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I'll post my story part once I'm done masturbating showering.
AND ALSO MASTURBATING LOLOLOLL
~Nass
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don’t you mean a gravity bong?
and that’s a good idea, using a trombone mouthpiece.
happy early 16th birthday, my black buddy
Sixteen is a useless age.
and that’s a good idea, using a trombone mouthpiece.
happy early 16th birthday, my black buddy
Nah, I was gonna make one put I got lazy. I’m talking bong-bong. Like with the whole bottle, and like you gotta actually put the water inside the bottle.
and that’s a good idea, using a trombone mouthpiece.
happy early 16th birthday, my black buddy
Nah, I was gonna make one put I got lazy. I’m talking bong-bong. Like with the whole bottle, and like you gotta actually put the water inside the bottle.
Oh, getting fancy I see.
like a hookah?
sorta. minus the tube.
Permission to post pics Tar/BryBry?
Permission to post pics Tar/BryBry?
do post
I thought only girls consider their 16th birthday as some milestone thingy. Anyway, happy birthday to me~
Yeah. So?
[implications, implications]
You can get on that permit when you’re 16. Who wouldn’t care about that?
I would. I don’t drive.
faggg
anyway pics in a sec
Edit: k look

See it’s the full bottle, the mouth piece is the bowl and stem.
I just need to go to Canadian Tire to go get some mesh so weed doesn’t wall into the water
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omg I used to have those same speakers! But that has a slider, which works better at clearing the smoke than mine, which has a carb 🙁
But mine is homemade, and hasn’t made me spend me more than 5$ 🙂
Plus, I’m also copping one like this from a nearby smoke shop for my birthday (after I get Black Ops)
But mine is homemade, and hasn’t made me spend me more than 5$ 🙂
Plus, I’m also copping one like this from a nearby smoke shop for my birthday (after I get Black Ops)
instructomundos plz
it’s easy liek 1 2 tree
takes like 15mins
But mine is homemade, and hasn’t made me spend me more than 5$ 🙂
Plus, I’m also copping one like this from a nearby smoke shop for my birthday (after I get Black Ops)
Dildo!
You use the penis to get LAID; another important milestone in any young person’s life