Destined to fail

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So in less than 2 weeks I'll be turning 16. And like most teenagers, I'd would like to celebrate such a milestone.
I may not be rich like the bitches in "My Super Sweet 16" or whatever the fuck that show is called. But I do have
An $100 dollar budget (FUCK YES!)
A penis
And friends

Don't really see how the penis fits in but hey, run with it.

Speaking of which, who heard MC Hammer's diss against Jay-Z?
Funny shit right there. I hope Jay tears his ass up.

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I planning to host a small "social gathering" at my house on the 20th (OF NOVEMBER OBVIOUSLY) my main problem is buying "food and drinks" for the party.

oh oh oh, I also crafted my own water pipe! It's made outta a 2L bottle and I used a trombone mouthpiece as a bowl.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD NAME IT?

k so ya, I don't really know what to buy. I'm thinking I should buy alcohol, but if we're all gonna be blazed, why should I waste money on booze if I'm not gonna use it?

I know what you're thinking "But Nass what about the rest of the guests?"
Well that's why I made the invite say B.Y.O.B. in case. Cuz if they're not shmokin' and they ain't drinkin' then it shouldn't be my fault.

Ya

My mom is going away on the 13th and coming back on the 28th, so she'll have NO IDEA!

And no it won't be like in the movies where I have the party, and then my mom comes home early and I get caught. Trust me on this one.

1 WEEK TILL BLACK OPS YAY

But I forgot to pre-order, and I won't have the money once the game is released, so I'm getting it a week later. 🙁

And maybe 3 month or 12 month Live card iunno.

but I can't waitttttttt omggggggggg

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I'll post my story part once I'm done masturbating showering.

AND ALSO MASTURBATING LOLOLOLL

~Nass

18 Comments

Dest1 3 November 2010 Reply

don’t you mean a gravity bong?

and that’s a good idea, using a trombone mouthpiece.

happy early 16th birthday, my black buddy

MasterCheeze 3 November 2010 Reply

Sixteen is a useless age.

Nass 3 November 2010 Reply
Dest1 said: don’t you mean a gravity bong?

and that’s a good idea, using a trombone mouthpiece.

happy early 16th birthday, my black buddy

Nah, I was gonna make one put I got lazy. I’m talking bong-bong. Like with the whole bottle, and like you gotta actually put the water inside the bottle.

Dest1 3 November 2010 Reply
Nass said:

Dest1 said: don’t you mean a gravity bong?

and that’s a good idea, using a trombone mouthpiece.

happy early 16th birthday, my black buddy

Nah, I was gonna make one put I got lazy. I’m talking bong-bong. Like with the whole bottle, and like you gotta actually put the water inside the bottle.

Oh, getting fancy I see.

Gujju 3 November 2010 Reply

like a hookah?

Nass 3 November 2010 Reply

sorta. minus the tube.
Permission to post pics Tar/BryBry?

Dest1 3 November 2010 Reply
Nass said: sorta. minus the tube.
Permission to post pics Tar/BryBry?

do post

Arladerus 3 November 2010 Reply

I thought only girls consider their 16th birthday as some milestone thingy. Anyway, happy birthday to me~

David 3 November 2010 Reply
Arladerus said: I thought only girls consider their 16th birthday as some milestone thingy. Anyway, happy birthday to me~

Yeah. So?

[implications, implications]

Nass 4 November 2010 Reply
Arladerus said: I thought only girls consider their 16th birthday as some milestone thingy. Anyway, happy birthday to me~

You can get on that permit when you’re 16. Who wouldn’t care about that?

David 4 November 2010 Reply

I would. I don’t drive.

Nass 4 November 2010 Reply

faggg

anyway pics in a sec

Edit: k look

See it’s the full bottle, the mouth piece is the bowl and stem.

I just need to go to Canadian Tire to go get some mesh so weed doesn’t wall into the water

Nass 5 November 2010 Reply

omg I used to have those same speakers! But that has a slider, which works better at clearing the smoke than mine, which has a carb 🙁

But mine is homemade, and hasn’t made me spend me more than 5$ 🙂

Plus, I’m also copping one like this from a nearby smoke shop for my birthday (after I get Black Ops)

Dest1 5 November 2010 Reply
Nass said: omg I used to have those same speakers! But that has a slider, which works better at clearing the smoke that mine, which has a carb 🙁

But mine is homemade, and hasn’t made me spend me more than 5$ 🙂

Plus, I’m also copping one like this from a nearby smoke shop for my birthday (after I get Black Ops)

instructomundos plz

Nass 5 November 2010 Reply

it’s easy liek 1 2 tree

takes like 15mins

FunnyFroggy 5 November 2010 Reply
Nass said: omg I used to have those same speakers! But that has a slider, which works better at clearing the smoke than mine, which has a carb 🙁

But mine is homemade, and hasn’t made me spend me more than 5$ 🙂

Plus, I’m also copping one like this from a nearby smoke shop for my birthday (after I get Black Ops)

Dildo!

Wolfboy183 5 November 2010 Reply

You use the penis to get LAID; another important milestone in any young person’s life

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