Free hot and steamy…

…MUFFINS!!

I wonder if the title made Dest open this blog. Unless he doesn't open this blog at all </3
I thought we were supposed to be married ;(

Anyway, it is I, snowhamster! Back to being the hamster of the site, and I will not acknowledge any competitors. If any may arise, they will easily disappear in a week or two. Let that be a warning to the former darkhamster and firehamster, both whom we never seemed to solve the mystery of :O

Soooo I was on Facebook, when a big fat pedophile snail Gujju chatted me saying "OMG VUTALES IS THE SEX!"
So I demanded her to tell me link. In which she replied quite smugly, "BUT THERE'S A PASSWORD."
And so I demanded her tell me the password. She then posted a link which led to this site and said, "I WON'T TELL YOU THE PASSWORD, I WILL FOLLOW THE RULES! YOU SHOULD'VE GONE ON PROBOARD MORE OFTEN!"
Yes, she typed in all caps, that sly whore dogsnail.

I must say, I'm quite fond of sex the strikethrough option. It strikes me as a seemingly fun way to insult Gujju people whose names I shall not mention.

So uh…yea. Spring Break is over </3
And I still have a project that hasn't been started Due tomorrow(which would be in 51 minutes, if you must know.)
I am so screwed. I really need to pee start on my work.
Oh, and Dest says he still has vacation, so I must say…
FUCK YOU KEN LEE!

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Don't forget to pick up your free poisoned magical muffin by the doorway next to the screaming old Chinese lady with the cat and lazy eye!