THE FISH IS TALKING!

By In Uncategorized

Oh yeah, and I'm in Chicago right now.

A lot of people wonder why on other websites (MySpace, Facebook, Profil3) etc. I'm SUCH A FUCKING ANNOYING UGLY-ASS BITCH WHO TALKS IN FUCKING CAPS FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK.

You know why? That's what I want people to see me as. I don't want them to see me as some lazy kid sitting at her desk yelling at her screen and whining to herself about how much she hates her life.

I'm not suggesting IRL I'm some kind of super-serious, no-fun person that everyone seems to want me to be but I'm certainly no lulzMAYAKII. D:

Feels good sometimes to just come home from school, hop on the computer and pretend to be a huge douchebag while clogging up everyone's bandwith with FUCKING COCKS. I don't act like that on this site because at first it seemed like all I'm going to get is people thinking, "hey look guys, it's a fucking sugar-high kid who plays WoW. what else is new?" Then again, that's pretty much the reaction on every site. >:P

OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT NOBODY CARES.

OKAY SO TODAY SO TODAY SO TODAY SO TODAAAAAAAAAAAY

My sister made me go to the American Girl cafe. I've been to the one in NYC before. I have to get a "rental doll" so I picked the one I had before, who is apparently called "Ivy Ling" but I named her the same thing I did in NYC. Splenda. According to my mom this is hilarious. I don't really find it funny.

I also went in the Apple Store and played Red Zone (the Billy Mays remix) on like, 20 different laptops and recorded several videos of me saying "GET A PC".

Theeeeeeeeeennn I went to the suburbs and I went to the mall and I got a hat with ears (OKAY OKAY I KNOW THOSE ARE DUMB BUT I LIKE THEM), a shirt with a bow on it, a 3OH!3 top and some hairclips. Oh yeah, and tights too to go with my skirt. WHICH IS NOT A PLUS SIZE. IF ANYONE FROM PROFIL3 COMES HERE AND IS LIKE "u girl or boy lololol ur fat" I WILL SLAP YOU OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAY? OKAYOKAYOKAOYKAOYAKYOAKYOAKY?

…so that's about it. I get to go home tomorrow.

12 Comments

FunnyFroggy 22 November 2009 Reply

hey look guys, it’s a fucking sugar-high kid who plays WoW. what else is new?

u girl or boy lololol ur fat

dee32693 22 November 2009 Reply

SCENE >O

but srsly, why would we suddenly think it was plus size? and why would it matter if it was? o.O

Merovign 22 November 2009 Reply

I like your bluntness.

Dest1 22 November 2009 Reply

i dont get it

DarkDragoon 22 November 2009 Reply

You’re a rich mofo, WoW and fancy clothes? o:

Gujju 22 November 2009 Reply

I dont know why i like your blogs. If anyone else acted like you i would like bitch leave.
But i like you for some reason..

its strange.

Nass 22 November 2009 Reply
testicular said: You know why? That’s what I want people to see me as.

wtf?

bitch get in the kitchen.

Pirkid 22 November 2009 Reply
Blog said: I also went in the Apple Store and played Red Zone (the Billy Mays remix) on like, 20 different laptops and recorded several videos of me saying “GET A PC”.

I sincerely wish I could like this blog thrice over for that. ^

testicular 22 November 2009 Reply

People call me fat because my face is big.

IT’S THE SHAPE OF MY SKULL. I’M A SIZE 4. WHEN I WAS 7 MY HEAD HAD A CIRCUMFERENCE OF 30 CM. THAT WAS FIVE CM BIGGER THAN MY TEACHER’S. GAWDDDDD.

Pirkid 22 November 2009 Reply
testicular said: People call me fat because my face is big.

IT’S THE SHAPE OF MY SKULL. I’M A SIZE 4. WHEN I WAS 7 MY HEAD HAD A CIRCUMFERENCE OF 30 CM. THAT WAS FIVE CM BIGGER THAN MY TEACHER’S. GAWDDDDD.

Didn’t even know skull’s had sizes.

Assumed anyone with a big head had Big Head cheat enabled.

FunnyFroggy 22 November 2009 Reply

TUROKKKKKKKK!

Wolfboy183 25 November 2009 Reply
blog said: My sister made me go to the American Girl cafe. I’ve been to the one in NYC before. I have to get a “rental doll” so I picked the one I had before, who is apparently called “Ivy Ling” but I named her the same thing I did in NYC

What’s the doll for??

love your blog. I gave it a ‘like’ for you 😛

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