Abandon all hope ye who Google

Do you ever notice some blogs on this site have an unusual amount of views? Take Wolfboy183’s blog If you overdose on neo citran, you’ll break your brain, so dont do it, even as a joke.. Over 800 views.

For whatever reason, VuTales ranks highly on Google for a lot of phrases related to NeoCitran and getting high. Incidentally, I had no idea what NeoCitran was and thought it was something to do with MapleStory until I Googled it.

Over the past 30 days or so, people have hit the site with the following terms:

can i take neocitran more than once a day
is neocitran bad for you
getting high off neocitran
high from neocitran
is neocitran making me depressed
neocitran high
2 packs of neocitran
can you get high off neocitran
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neocitran can it get you high
neocitran when you are not sick
high in neocitran
can you overdose on NeoCitran
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can you get high from neocitran
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neocitran makes me sleepy
can you have neocitran when your not sick
can you get high off neocitran
does neocitran get you high ?
neocitran high
do people get high off neocitran
neocitran makes you feel high
can you get high off of neo citran
What will 2 packs of neo citran do to me?
does neocitran fuck you up

Please don’t take medical advice from VuTales.

We also rank pretty highly for anything related to Elsword. All going to a single blog, Guide to Elsword.

elsword sword knight
normal elsword
elsword chung boy or girl
elsword ranking
raven elsword sword taker mode
eve code empress elsword wallpaper
tree seed elsword special state
how to raise a pet affinity in elsword
elsword where to get el fruit
elsword aisha dark magician
el seeds elsword
elsword ophelia
elsword set dragon
el sword elsword
elsword rena sniping ranger
where do i purchase a ruben vllage name card in el…
elsword Aisha high mage
elsword Aisha high mage

This is just a sample. There’s another 90+ hits too with the keyword “Elsword”.

Back at the start of 2011, we used to be on page 3 or 4 for the phrase “Sharpie in the pooper” because of this thread. We’re not ranked all that highly any more, but going through the old logs we have 50+ hits for variants on that phrase. Good work Dest1. >_>

We also get a lot of weird searches and hits, highlights from the past 30 days:

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i hate chihuahuas
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small insects and time dilation
pronssex young girls fucking old man

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