You think your life is tough? Well, my mom kicked me out of my hosue before I was 13, so to survive I had to travel with this middle aged guy who only thought about getting laid and getting hard, and this teenage girl who beat me and only thought about getting wetter. So the three of us, we traveled from town to town, picking fights with other kids and even adults. Life was total shit, and the only thing that kept me going was my dream of becoming Pokemon Master.
Well you think your job is tough too? Well la dee dah. I have to go to work with this hippy guy, and he keeps on bringing his dog to work and they eat dog treats, so everyone's really creeped out about that. There's also this really smart girl, but she's freaking ugly and she's always saying random crap like "Blonkers" or "Jankie" or something. And if that isn't enough, there's also this really hot girl who's a total dumbass. In fact, I don't even know why we keep her around. So anyways, what we do is drive around in a van and solve mysteries and shit.
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Then we got in a car accident and my mom got scared, and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Troll.
Can you ban people yet?
is it bad that this thing made me lol?
it made me laugh as well ;D
Am I doing it right?
Can you ban people yet?
oh dear vusys.
Hooray for copypasta commited to memory!