How to be like Dest1

(This is in response to Vusys's latest blog and also in response to the "How to be/get" phase in VuTales).

So kids, I hear you want to be like me, yeah? Ok, maybe you don't want to be like me, but I'm going to force you to be like me. I think everyone should be like me. I'm the most superb Asian kid on the face of the universe. In fact, I'm just awesome, period. So, if you want to be awesome (but not as awesome as me), then you should read this guide on HOW TO BE LIKE DEST1.

1: Personality

To be like Dest1, you have to think and act like Dest1. There are several steps in doing this:

1. Turn everything everyone says into something perverted
2. Act extremely annoying and loud amongst friends but act annoying shy around strangers
3. Be awkward around women
4. Make fun of ugly people

2: Clothing

To be like Dest1, you have to dress like Dest1.

1. Wear skater clothing
2. Wear collar shirts
3. Alternate between those two

3: Approaching girls like Dest1

To get ladies like Dest1, you have to use these amazing techniques:

1. Approach a girl and compliment on how nice she looks
2. Tell a joke
3. Say something perverted
4. Retaliate when girl slaps or acts disgusted

4: Getting friends like Dest1

By using these 4 steps, you can make OVER 9000 friends like Dest1.

1. Use overused memes which people will not know about
2. Tell stupid jokes and yell out in class
3. Sit down at someone's table and tell them to "show me your genitals"
4. Tell them you're not a fag when you use step 3

And, by using the items listed above, you can successfully be ALMOST like Dest1. Because Dest1 is unique.