Butter Sauce and Peanut-Butter Gello

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Well, that was utterly pointless. I think we should play abit of music.

Life

PAINFUL. Seriously. I went through this medical treatment yesterday, was down with a high fever for anyone who wanted to know, and damn it, it hurts. The treatment, that is. There were two processes, the first one was already horrifying enough. The sinsei (Chinese Doctor) used this. Thing. I'm not too sure if it's one of those mini-Jade rollers, or a cow/goat horn. Anyways, she was scraping my back like crazy, and my mind was already screaming. But then it was just instinctive, but I thought of a few people (Who I won't mention) calling me a wuss. So I took the pain. Mentally.

As though that wasn't enough, noooo. She had to use these glass jars/suction cups on my back. 7 of them. First one went straight to the back of my neck. And heck it hurts when the suction starts. When all 7 were on my back, any movement I made hurt like ballz. Even breathing hurt. T_T

The next day, I checked my back, and woah. It was as though 7 brown cancerous Las Plagas tumours just got implanted onto my back. No, seriously.

Other People's Life

5th March 2009, Florida

A lady who attempted to order Chicken McNuggets at her local McDonald’s was shocked to discover they had run out, and felt she had no recourse but to summon police to the scene; with police already on the way assist her with this pressing crisis, she made three 911 calls, pleading for aid.

The dire straits she was in were summed up in her desperate 911 call, prompted by her failed attempt to order 10 McNuggets:

“This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency.”


Wut?

The lady was later ticketed by police for abusing the 911 service.

Game Life

Been thinking a little. Maybe I'll do a playthough of Tayutama, but I'll keep it as PG-13 as possible. Which mean, like before, no sm3x scene, no bathing scene, no oppai. Or B-chikkus.

Other Stuff

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11 Comments

Vicelin 17 April 2009 Reply

“The lady was later ticketed by police for abusing the 911 service.”

I hope her ticket was over $9000.

David 17 April 2009 Reply

That story was a long time ago. o_O Did you hear about the Russian thief that got raped by the store owner for 3 days? Rofl. Vusys showed me that story.

SilverFx 17 April 2009 Reply

Ohohoh, was that the Gua sha thingy or summat. o: You had the treatment because of the fever, or had the fever because of the treatment? O_o;

SirPainsalot 17 April 2009 Reply

The pic was epic and the Bel-Air theme song was epicness too… 100% likey from me. 😀

FireLeo86 17 April 2009 Reply

The glass jar treatment. How I took interest in that treatment. The process is simple. Just heat the inside of the jars and place it somewhere on your back. Repeat 2-9 more times. I saw it twice on TV and once irl when my mom showed me a spot after she went to get treated.

The McDonalds thing was funny but at the same time a WTF moment.

Chameleon 18 April 2009 Reply

That picture is just full of win XD

spygirl57 18 April 2009 Reply

Ouch.

That poor, crazy, old, hysterical, paranoid, lady. 🙁 Its a shame, really…

Chameleon 18 April 2009 Reply

Yes. I love you for that. XD!!

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